Fly Humor Fan Gifts

Did you double dip?

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

Flyfishing for dummies.

10 K Tail-Chase

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

No, I don

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

The bird feeder.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Fish finder."