Fly Funny Gifts

'There's no fly in my soup.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Food fight!'

Dog on a plane.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

'Catching flying fish!'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

Marriage Councillor: 'She's absolutely correct, Simon, maggots are a shared responsibility.'

'Ere Joe, look, we have a newbie in our field!

Quantum of Slurry.

Lordy! I hate it when they stampede!

'On my mark, flight pattern 'Crazy Horse!''

'Harold, what on Earth possesses you to watch these disgusting horror movies? A handsome fly changes into a human being before our very eyes! ICK!'

'I'm rating stuff.'

Did you double dip?

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

'I fell in a bowl of soup yesterday, but luckily, I didn't get burnt: It was a Gazpacho...'

'I'm afraid we're out of whisky, sir -- the pilot drank it all.'