Fly Funny Pillows

'There's no fly in my soup.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Dog on a plane.

'Food fight!'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'Catching flying fish!'

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

Marriage Councillor: 'She's absolutely correct, Simon, maggots are a shared responsibility.'

'Ere Joe, look, we have a newbie in our field!

'I'm rating stuff.'

Quantum of Slurry.

Lordy! I hate it when they stampede!

'Harold, what on Earth possesses you to watch these disgusting horror movies? A handsome fly changes into a human being before our very eyes! ICK!'

Did you double dip?

'On my mark, flight pattern 'Crazy Horse!''

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

"Aaaah...a good year!"

'I fell in a bowl of soup yesterday, but luckily, I didn't get burnt: It was a Gazpacho...'

'I'm afraid we're out of whisky, sir -- the pilot drank it all.'