Fly Humor Enthusiast Pillows

No, waiter, everything is not all right. There's a fly in my soup. Actually, I was asking the fly.

"Nope, I'll have to pass on lunch today!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Food fight!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

The Problem with the TSA

Two birds refuel.

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

Flight School.

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'Catching flying fish!'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'