Bird Humor Fan Pillows

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Polly wants a cracker!' 'Maybe we should switch to low-carb crackers?!'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Cyclist Flamingoes

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Well, that backfired."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Blackbirds.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Closed for Summer.

Artist Hazards

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

Squawk dirty to me...

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"