Bird Pun Lover Pillows

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

The Rooster Comedian.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Bird Tweet.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Peace Locked in a Cage

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

No jay walking.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Penguin

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