Bird Pun Lover Pillows

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

The Rooster Comedian.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

No jay walking.

Peace Locked in a Cage

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Penguin