Bird Banter Lover Pillows

'Aw! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine...'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Peace Locked in a Cage

No jay walking.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Penguin

The One That Got Away