Bird Conversation Lover Pillows

"I did have a parrot once, but I grew sick of its never ending gabbing!"

Polly txt speak

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

No jay walking.

Peace Locked in a Cage

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"