Talking Bird Lover Pillows

So you're a mocking bird...

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."

Polly txt speak

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

No jay walking.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

Penguin

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."