Talking Bird Appreciator Pillows

Medical Bird.

Polly txt speak

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"It's time to wake up!"

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'We should talk more.'

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Ditto

Peacock on skateboard

Brava

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Great set of pipes!"