Talking Bird Fan Pillows

'A cracker, eh? -- you're so predictable.'

'We should talk more.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'We should talk more.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Parrot annoying dog.

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Two birds refuel.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Pandemic Orphans

"I did it!"

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...