Bird Banterer Pillows

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

Beacon and fishermen

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Emma Watson

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Service."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Feathered frenzy

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

The hummingbird's hum.