Bird Banterer Gifts

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

Beacon and fishermen

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Service."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Repeat after me..."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'

The hummingbird's hum.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Feathered frenzy

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'