
Real Angry Birds.
Looking for a gift that feathers your nest with humor? Our Bird Banter Fans collection offers witty, charming products that celebrate the clever twists of bird-related humor and creativity, perfect for those who adore playful avian antics. Whether it's a mug, a t-shirt, or a fun print, you can find the ideal gift to keep the bird lover smiling.
Real Angry Birds.
Polly txt speak
"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"
So you're a mocking bird...
"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."
'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'
'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.
"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"
'Psst...e=mc?.'
"Well, that backfired."
Blackbirds.
"Who's a pretty boy?"
"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."
'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'
Can you feel the electricity in the air?...
Propriety
"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."
Squawk dirty to me...
"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."
"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."
A real turkey lunch.
You throw poop like a girl.
'We should talk more.'
"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"
"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."
Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'
"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."
"I did have a parrot once, but I grew sick of its never ending gabbing!"
It says 'the sooner we get Twitter set up the sooner he can stop sending these bloody birds'.
"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."
"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."
'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'
"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."
'That parrot is really repeating on me.'
"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."
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