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Polly txt speak

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Well, that backfired."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

Blackbirds.

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

Squawk dirty to me...

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

A real turkey lunch.

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'We should talk more.'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

'That parrot is really repeating on me.'

"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"I did have a parrot once, but I grew sick of its never ending gabbing!"

'Aw! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine...'