Bird Banterist Gifts

'Psst...e=mc?.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

So you're a mocking bird...

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Repeat after me..."

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"Service."

Emma Watson

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."