Bird Banterist T-Shirts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

So you're a mocking bird...

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'