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Polly txt speak

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

So you're a mocking bird...

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Too dressy?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

"Well, that backfired."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"

Blackbirds.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'He's got your breath.'

"This could get nasty..."

Closed for Summer.