
'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
Express their passion for chatting birds with our witty talking bird enthusiast t-shirts. Comfortable and fun, they’re perfect for casual outings or relaxing at home.
'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."
Polly txt speak
'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"When is my next parole hearing?"
'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."
'You know too much!'
"Trust me, you're not ready!"
Pigeon Little
How about going easy on the carbs
'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'
So you're a mocking bird...
"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."
'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."
'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'
"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
"Did you get my tweet?"
"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."
'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'
Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward
"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."
'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'
Spring Training
Canada Goose Jackets
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