Bird Banter Enthusiasts Gifts

"As a matter of fact, I do object to being called a 'leggy bird'."

Polly txt speak

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

So you're a mocking bird...

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Penguin suit fitting.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Too dressy?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'Psst...e=mc?.'

"Well, that backfired."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

"Repeating yourself is a sign of old age."

"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

"This could get nasty..."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

Bird Bathrooms

'He's got your breath.'

Blackbirds.

Closed for Summer.