Birdwatching Banter Gifts

"I'm pretty sure it's a jaybird."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'We should talk more.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

A couple of birds out on the town.

'Psst...e=mc?.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

Blackbirds.

"He's a bird-dog."

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

Squawk dirty to me...

Artist Hazards

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

CEO and COO.

Self examination.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'