Talking Birds Aficionados Gifts

Polly txt speak

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'It's a chicken.'

"Actually I never loved you."

Cyclist Flamingoes

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'We should talk more.'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'Too dressy?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

Bird Bathrooms

"This could get nasty..."

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

"Repeating yourself is a sign of old age."

'He's got your breath.'

"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"

'Oh no, not another tweet!'