Talking Birds Aficionados Gifts

Polly txt speak

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'It's a chicken.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Cyclist Flamingoes

"Actually I never loved you."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'We should talk more.'

'Too dressy?'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

'He's got your breath.'

"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"

Blackbirds.

"This could get nasty..."