Talking Birds Gifts

Say that again and I'll get you stuffed!

'We should talk more.'

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Polly Clinic.

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Blackbirds.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Pigeon Master

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

Squawk dirty to me...

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

"Come on, I'll sneak you in the doggie door."

A real turkey lunch.

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

'We should talk more.'

Football Manager's Parrot

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."