Talking Bird Buff Gifts

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Songbird.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"I'm in disguise."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

Hazards of mouse painting

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man and bird

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'We should talk more.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"