Talking Bird Buff Gifts

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Polly txt speak

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Songbird.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I'm in disguise."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Hazards of mouse painting

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'We should talk more.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Man and bird

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."