Talking Bird Admirer Gifts

'Isn't he clever?! Junior's learned to speak by repeating what I'm repeating...'

Polly txt speak

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Love birds playing a guitar.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"It's time to wake up!"

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Ditto

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Peacock on skateboard

Brava

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Great set of pipes!"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?: "Did YOU hear it?"