Bird Admirer Gifts

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'Don't interrupt - he's downloading another song.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Bird landing on a tightrope walker's balancing pole.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?: "Did YOU hear it?"

'I have a sore-neck you see: I can't turn my head more than 170 degrees at the moment...'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Great melody!...I don't know how you do it!"

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"We gotta find out who's responsible for all these leaks!"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'Looks like Helen had some work done.'

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

You too can juggle.

'Flamingos'

"Hey, I was watching that!"

'I've spent hours getting ready and it turns out they're PLANE spotters!'

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

"He's always got to be doing his own thing."

"You heading south again this summer?"

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

"Oh, sure, … I can talk the talk but you get to walk the walk."

'No, thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

Pigeons collect at door of COO

Peace on Earth.

"You mean, you've never heard of parrot gliding?"

You're a workaholic, Jan.

More animal grammar. Toucan. Toucan't. Toudoesn't even try.

"Of course you've got crow's feet! You're a crow!"