Talking Animal Admirer Gifts

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'To speak to an actual person, press '5.' To speak to an actual wolverine, dream on.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

TSA Noah

"He's gone goth"

Spring Training

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.