Talking Animal Lover Gifts

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Another slander suit!"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Actually I never loved you."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"I did it!"

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'