Animal Talk Enthusiast Gifts

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Another slander suit!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Actually I never loved you."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'Well, I know the moon is closer.'

"Other end, Steve. We've already met."

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."