Animal Chatter Enthusiast Gifts

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"Would you, for once, think before you speak!"

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'Sorry, what was that?'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

'No license?... You mean you're an illegal beagle?'

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

Songs of the Summer.

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"I've used the "Call of the Wild" excuse to escape for a few days: my mother-in-law is visiting..."

'I drink to forget.' 'Forget what?' 'I don't remember.'