Talking Animal Enthusiast Gifts

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Another slander suit!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Actually I never loved you."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'We should talk more.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Balding dog

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

Barking as a Second Language.

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"I did it!"

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."