Animal Chat Enthusiast Gifts

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

"Ever eat a bird?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Woman on the phone.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'