Animal Dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

I've been wanting to introduce you to Herbert for months. I didn't want to scare you. Don't be silly. So what if I've discovered my girlfriend has secretly raised a talking gerbil she pampers, gives back rubs to, and debates international politics with. What's so strange about that? So you're good with it. Get me Dr. Phil.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Other end, Steve. We've already met."

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"