Dog Dialog Enthusiasts Gifts

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"What happened to what cat?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Actually he's not begging."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"Please. Please just stop barking."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

If dogs could talk