Dog-dialogues Gifts

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"What happened to what cat?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Actually he's not begging."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."