Doggy Dialogue Gifts

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"What happened to what cat?"

English Pointers giving pointers.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Actually he's not begging."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."