Doggy Dialoguer Gifts

"my people are like 70 in human years."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

English Pointers giving pointers.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"There's no point us both barking."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"Actually he's not begging."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Barking can be very affirmational."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."