Doggy Dialoguer Pillows

"my people are like 70 in human years."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

English Pointers giving pointers.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"There's no point us both barking."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Actually he's not begging."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'