Doggy Dialogue Enthusiast Pillows

'What's his name?' 'He won't say!'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"What happened to what cat?"

Dog-English dictionary.

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"There's no point us both barking."

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

If dogs could talk

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."