Animal Dialogue Enthusiast Pillows

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Other end, Steve. We've already met."

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"