Doggy Dialogue Pillows

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"What happened to what cat?"

English Pointers giving pointers.

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"Actually he's not begging."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'