Dog Dialogue Delight Pillows

'Play dead.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"Actually he's not begging."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."