Dog Dialogue Delight Mugs

'Play dead.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Actually he's not begging."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."