Dog Dialogue Enthusiast Mugs

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

"We ALL talk to our pets. It's only a concern when they talk back, right?"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"What's your dog's name?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"What happened to what cat?"

Dog-English dictionary.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

If dogs could talk