Doggy Dialogue Lover Pillows

Conversation between Dogs.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Play dead.'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"Actually he's not begging."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."