Doggy Dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

'What's his name?' 'He won't say!'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"What happened to what cat?"

Dog-English dictionary.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"There's no point us both barking."

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'