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Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"What happened to what cat?"

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'