Dog Dialoguer Gifts

"Actually he's not begging."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"What happened to what cat?"

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Play dead.'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"There's no point us both barking."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Barking can be very affirmational."

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'