Dog Dialogue Delighter Gifts

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Play dead.'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Actually he's not begging."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

'Want to come up to my place for a drink? - My owner just bought a new toilet!'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."