Doggie Dialogue Lover Gifts

'We're best friends, supposedly. . .? I sleep rough, get tied up, I'm fed left-overs. . . He even snarls at me when I dump. . .?'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"There's no point us both barking."

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'